Political Voice Gifts

Hong Kong's umbrella revolution

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

In the Guru District

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

U.S. Credit Rating

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Torturing the English Language

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.