Politically Opinionated Gifts

Trump's Inner Peace

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Autocensure

Pundits

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

How Do You Take Your Evil?

Afghanistan intervention.

Woke and wonderful

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

The Kommander in Khief

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

The Fiscal Cliff.

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

"Welcome to your local polling place..."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

"They should stand."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'