"How did you get so good at writing these fake ads?"
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'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
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"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
Inclusive speech
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'
It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.
Political convention
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
Changing Minds
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
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