Political Statements Pillows

'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Reagacentennial

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump leaving

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Our Two Parties, Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Trump Poutine

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Think Tank

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Economy

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."