Political Rockstars Gifts

Brexit: Another Fab 4

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Human Rights and the USA

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"At last - no Trump."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

The Right to Protest

'Do you have any books by writers?'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Hong Kong Democracy

Steve Morse

Jeremy Corbyn Colouring Book

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to regulate it!'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Post Truth Bricks.

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

Mild in the Streets

Fearful someone would recognize him and send him back to the Republican Party, Josh traveled light.

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

'To each, according to his wealth, so be it, his greater political influence!'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'