Political Rival Gifts

"Is it too late for a pivot?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Genius Envy

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

An Archeologic Dig

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

The Rivalry Begins

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

G.O.P. Parade

Mathematicians' put down.

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”