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Smokey Eye and the Bandit

Shipping Forecast Channel

". . . And then I Became a Tory MP."

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Trump pardons

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Who's got the hammer?"

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Away with the warmonger!"