Political News Junkie Pillows

The President Is Crazy. Someone Should Do Something.

Torturing the English Language

Smokey Eye and the Bandit

Shipping Forecast Channel

". . . And then I Became a Tory MP."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.