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"I don’t understand why public support for the Supreme Court is flagging...."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Oligarchy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."