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"I don’t understand why public support for the Supreme Court is flagging...."

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'If only every year was an election year.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Laughingstock

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'