Political Humor Collector Gifts

The Birdman of Alcatrash.

'...Jump...!'

"Of course I'm qualified. I never called him a f------ moron."

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

Ukrainian Elections

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Bert's dog training.'

Reagacentennial

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Archival Warfare

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Eat me"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Cake Free Zone

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Easter Island Shades...

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'