Political Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

"Absolutely. When I'm elected, all you'll have to do is whistle."

"... and this right here is Pete, our youngest."

'The kitchen maid? That's nothing! -- I axed the Foreign Minister!'

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

Obama Bucks

Chavez makes sacrifice.

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Office of Homeland Security

Illinois Senate Seat - buy now, save on election expenses.

Great Pledge Drives You May Have Missed

'You're the perfect swing voter - bipolar.'

Steve Brain Dead Bannon

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

The Berlin Peace Movement

Archival Warfare

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Totalitarian Humour

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Prostate: 51st State

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)