Political Humor Appreciate Gifts

'What about my human right not to be subject to an election campaign?'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Reagacentennial

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Archival Warfare

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Prostate: 51st State

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"How is it in Russia?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Sire, they also want dental."