Political Humor Reader Gifts

'Hi there, you're all under arrest.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Reagacentennial

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Archival Warfare

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Prostate: 51st State

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"