Political Coach Gifts

"Wonderful deniability, Sir. Now, if you could add a touch more plausibility..."

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Tariff Wars

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

SAGE mentality

The Greek Trampoline

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Rock and a Hard Place

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

We Used to Build Things

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"