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"Wonderful deniability, Sir. Now, if you could add a touch more plausibility..."

The president's men

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Tariff Wars

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

SAGE mentality

The Greek Trampoline

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Rock and a Hard Place

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"

Automatic Congressman