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Al D'Amato's Suggestion Box

"Of course I lied on my resume. I'm trying to get a job in the Trump administration."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The president's men

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

SAGE mentality

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Rock and a Hard Place

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"

Think tanks.

Automatic Congressman

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Half a house is better than none.

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

The Election Strategy

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."