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Automatic Congressman

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

Liam Fox

"The only demographic you're leading in are kids 2 to 7 years old."

Dominic Cummings

"Mr. President, we think you should get rid of your teleprompter and get a karaoke machine."

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

'At what point does the lunatic fringe become the lunatic mainstream?'

'There's not much that can be done, really, expect hope the other lot get in next time.'

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

Fox losing grip on cabinet.

'Honestly Nigel, your need for Special Advisers has got completely out of hand.'

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

"Here Steve. It's Melania's favorite shade of red."

Kellyanne Conway

"Well, I specialise in putting a negative spin on political opponents: I'm obviously an expert in mud-slinging..."

"All the famous advisers fail."

Eight Years Into the Fight

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

The president's men

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

G7 Summit Concern