Political Chatter Pillows

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Reagacentennial

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Reagacentennial

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

The Art of Misdirection

Mass Shootings Calendar

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

John McCain, pre-RIP

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Trump promises versus reality.

Caution Bullet Ahead

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

The euro as a monster

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Trump Tower

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"No taxation without representation!"

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Sensitivity Reader

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Brexit Trip