Opinionated Chatter Pillows

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

Ramblers Association

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"He went red state on me."

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"It's the editorial he was fulminating against when he keeled over and croaked."

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'Say, isn't that our former congressman?'

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

I don't care what your friends think of it Jerry....

"Charlotte's opinions do not necessarily reflect those of her husband or children."