Opinionated Chatter Prints

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Rush Limbaugh

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

Ramblers Association

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"He went red state on me."

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"It's the editorial he was fulminating against when he keeled over and croaked."

Rant schedule.

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'Say, isn't that our former congressman?'

I don't care what your friends think of it Jerry....