Politically Aware Chat Pillows

The US has many problems.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Time's running out for Africa

America

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

President Trump blames loss of gravity on Democrats and China."

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Trickle down...

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

'I was judged by white male standards!'

Mild in the Streets

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

Horn of No Plenty.

Defending the Status Quo

Looks like it might rain.

Woke

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

Covid unconventional warfare

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

"It's so nice to get away from it all. . ."

"Wait a minute! This is the statue of a colonial army general and as politically correct BOC's we can't nest on something like that!"

Trump In Denial

"How the hell are we supposed to know if the president is lying?"

'Won't it b e great when we're old enough to read?'

'Politically, I'd say I'm centrist-fringe.'