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'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Arcarde Patrol

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Might Versus Right.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Street trader tricking police.

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Call for back-up.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."