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'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

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"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Sherlock Holmes.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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