Police Procedural Addict Prints

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"He did it!"

The Investigation

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

Sherlock Holmes.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

The Executioner's Identity Lineup