Police Pedagogues Gifts

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

I'm home-schooling him.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

Introductory Police Training

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Dog Quiz

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

Maria Montessori

Discipline at Doggy School

"Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn."

Welcome to Winsome: Formerly, college of Liberal Arts and now College of Conservative Arts.

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

I.Q. profiling: 'Hey stupid - come over here.'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

"Have you ever tried baring your teeth at them?"

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

Bobbies on the Beat

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

Remedial SWAT team training.

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."