Progressive Pedagogue Gifts

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

A Puppet Named Juan

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Flag bearers

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Randi Rhodes

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

"She even expects me to help with women's work."