Police Academy Instructor Gifts

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

Sand danger

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"I'm using a silencer!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Mozart swimming.

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

Pool lovers

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Rainbow violin surfers

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"