Police Academy Graduation Gifts

Acting lessons.

'Call for back-up.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Happy.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You're no Pollock.'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Sabrage

Violinists.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

'It was life-class again and for once the vanishing point was a pleasure to find.'

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'