Police Academy Instructor T-Shirts

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Swimming Prankster

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Sand danger

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"I'm using a silencer!"

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Introductory Police Training

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Pool lovers

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Mozart swimming.

Rainbow violin surfers