Graduating Police Academy T-Shirts

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Happy.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Girls in Science

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Sabrage

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

School of Fish

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'Call for back-up.'

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'It's a shame that with all your qualifications you weren't able to find a training placement...'

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

Acting lessons.

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

Remedial SWAT team training.

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'