'That's a bit rich: This guy reaches the pole once and makes front page! I've done it hundreds of times!'
Polar Guru Gifts
Looking for special ways to impress a polar guru? Our collection celebrates their icy creativity with witty, artistic products that suit their cool personality. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, these gifts are perfect for anyone who loves everything polar and inventive.
"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."
"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"
'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'
"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
Backstabber Express: Trump
Viva Belarus!
"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
Nato Membership
'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'
It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"
"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."
"Trump's America"
Biden crunch.
US aid to Ukraine
Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...
Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.
The Ayatollah Bomb?
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
Made in China.
'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'
Hard Border
The Grim map of Iraq.
Spy Satellite
North Korea
"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."
Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids
Putin met with Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and Erdogan in Tehran
"Peace"
Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan
Another Volcano...Iran sanctions
Polar Guru Gifts Collection
Polar Guru Mugs
Discover more fun and creative polar-themed mugs—great for keeping their icy passions close at hand.
Polar Guru Pillows
Explore our cozy collection of polar-themed pillows—ideal for adding a cool, creative vibe to your space.
Polar Guru Prints
Find stunning prints that celebrate their love for the polar realm—beautiful, creative artwork to inspire any space.
Polar Guru T-Shirts
Check out our selection of polar-inspired t-shirts, perfect for expressing their cool personality with a witty, artistic touch.