Polar Guru Gifts

'That's a bit rich: This guy reaches the pole once and makes front page! I've done it hundreds of times!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Viva Belarus!

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Nato Membership

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

US aid to Ukraine

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Trump's America"

Biden crunch.

Made in China.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Hard Border

Spy Satellite

The Grim map of Iraq.

Another Volcano...Iran sanctions

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

"Men, the president has asked us to wrap up this Iraqi thing..."

Afghanistan intervention.

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

"Peace"