Pointless Trivia Lover Gifts

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'It's engaged.'

Baldness Facts

Albert Einstein and book

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Brown only photocopier sales.

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Funky Facts:Schools.

Useless-memory lane