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"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.