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"Young Frankenstein"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Fixing the TV.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Awesome!'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Repairing the UFO

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Biker and Cyclist.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.