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'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Poetry repairman

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'Awesome!'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?