Romance Tinkerer T-Shirts

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

Poetry repairman

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'Awesome!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."