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"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Poetry repairman

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Musical Pondering.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."