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"Young Frankenstein"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Fur Baby

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Fixing the TV.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Poetry repairman

"Never marry an engineer."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."