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"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"I've been genetically modified!"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Filling the Missile Gap

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Fur Baby

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Sistine Selfie

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Technology and literature

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'