Taxonomy Tinker T-Shirts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Filling the Missile Gap

Sistine Selfie

Fur Baby

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Technology and literature

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Car Dentistry.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"