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"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Fur Baby

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Fixing the TV.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

Poetry repairman

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"