Terminology Tinkerers Prints

'Cricket's a nice game, but why so short?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Gadget geek.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

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