Poetry Tinkerer Gifts

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"Young Frankenstein"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Fixing the TV.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Awesome!'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

Repairing the UFO

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

Biker and Cyclist.

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'