Podology Gifts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A Good Batch.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'