Podology Pillows

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Skipping Horse

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

A Good Batch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'