Archeology Pillows

'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Cave Painter

Safe Self-Storage

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'It's too big for me to keep clean myself.'

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'It starts 'A rabbi and a priest go into a bar...' I think this Dead Sea Scroll is a fake.'

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

Lost to antiquity.

'I've started a blog.'

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

Toilet inside a coffin.

Laborer stealing archeological discoveries

Archeology 101.

Carbon Dating

Caveman Sticky Notes

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

A watch face with Stonehenge

The cradle of mankind

Identical bearded cavemen.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

The dead sea scrolls

"You're a man after my own heart."

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."