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'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Cave Painter

Safe Self-Storage

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'It's too big for me to keep clean myself.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

Toilet inside a coffin.

'It starts 'A rabbi and a priest go into a bar...' I think this Dead Sea Scroll is a fake.'

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'

'I've started a blog.'

Lost to antiquity.

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

E=mc2.

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

Caveman Sticky Notes

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

Laborer stealing archeological discoveries

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

Archeology 101.

"Incredible, Jenkins. We've never found relics from the Ice age and the Iron age in one cave before."

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

Carbon Dating

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

Museum of Archeology. It says on his last expedition, this archeologist only uncovered leg bones. Ah! A real "shin-dig"!

"It's really a shame — you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing."

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

They look like it, but I don't think these are telehpone doodles, Erine.

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.