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"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse