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"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'