Pocket Protector Wearer Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Going up?'

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

The first marsupial.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

Kangaroo Pocket

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

The Cargo Business Suit

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

The Economic Crisis

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

Pocket protectors...

"And it has pockets!"

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

"It was easy switching to a smaller purse. I bought John a jacket with larger pockets."

You have a photo album on your phone? Yeah, but most of the pictures are of things in my pocket.

No caption (Man walks in the rain holding his umbrella over his cell phone rather than himself).