Pocket Pro Gifts

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

The first marsupial.

Hip Pocket Editions

Kangaroo Pocket

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

"Holding her purse? First time?"

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

"Those are my money managers."

The Cargo Business Suit

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

Pocket protectors...

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

Cargo Kangaroos.

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

"And it has pockets!"

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

'Remember, Son, the value of your pocket money can go down as well as up.'