Pocket Protector Wearer Prints

"Talk nerdy to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Going up?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

The first marsupial.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

The Economic Crisis

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

The Cargo Business Suit

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

"And it has pockets!"

Pocket protectors...

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

"It was easy switching to a smaller purse. I bought John a jacket with larger pockets."

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'